January 2011
49 posts
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Please specify exactly how "cool" keyboard cat is. I seem to be confused on exactly what temperature a cat is.
Anonymous asked: Why don't babies wear chainsaws?
Anonymous asked: What do cyanobacteria breathe?
Anonymous asked: brb requesting one trillion dollars
Anonymous asked: quieres mayonesa?
Anonymous asked: held someone hostage until i got money umad
Anonymous asked: held various heavy objects until my arms were tired
Anonymous asked: held my poop until i pooped myself
Anonymous asked: cut myself so i could bleed out til i was unconscious
Anonymous asked: held my breath until i passed out umad
Do I look like a future-teller?
– Michael Mattson (via zembot)
Answer: YES umad?
Anonymous asked: stop saying umad
koala tea posting tonight
sidewalksedge:
casualties: Mattson.
still alive
Hey Lagos,
sidewalksedge:
keyboardcatiscool:
Please tell your electrons to stop touching me kthx
Excuse me, A) Either you refer to me as Wallace, Andrea Wallace Well or Andrea Venitucci. Andrea Lagos is only used by Karla (and others) in posts claiming her (their) undying love for me.
B) You said you had a shield so please, direct yourself to the left where all the other haters are located. C) Like...
Hey Lagos,
Please tell your electrons to stop touching me kthx
AND backwards is DNA
UMAD?
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zembot:
keyboardcatiscool:
sidewalksedge:
keyboardcatiscool replied to your post: keyboardcatiscool replied to your post: 6 photos…
why then when i said EZZY u said it’s EZZIE and i’m like wow that’s a really dumb way to spell it why don’t u spell it with a y and you gave some explanation about…
if that was to me karla then that’s weird cuz i prefer the y spelling so i dunno y i’d say...
the blog: sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool replied... →
sidewalksedge:
keyboardcatiscool replied to your post: keyboardcatiscool replied to your post: 6 photos…
why then when i said EZZY u said it’s EZZIE and i’m like wow that’s a really dumb way to spell it why don’t u spell it with a y and you gave some explanation about…
if that was to me karla then that’s weird cuz i prefer the y spelling so i dunno y i’d say that but i know...