Imma Let Keyboard Cat Finish: Archive

Dec 31st

146 notes

tessellated asked: were you at mariposa today!? haha i thought i saw you but i wasn't sure.

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: ∞

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: tomatoes?

Dec 28th

thelittlegatsbys-deactivated201 asked: michael mattson didn't model for me

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: escargot

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: i herd ur a racist

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: this message has been brought to you by: socialist obama

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: ive heard u got 3 nipples bro

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: sup

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: BEEP!!!!

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: how many black people does it take to steal a car?
what car? a black guy already stole it

Dec 28th

howlingblaster asked: Get out.

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: knock knock
who's there?
the plague

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: 00000:

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: apples?

Dec 28th

keyboardcatiscool asked: sup

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard

Dec 27th

Meat Loaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I...

Dec 27th

Josh Groban - You Raise Me Up

Dec 27th

Dear Mattson,

sidewalksedge: I havent heard of that show but I bet it’s a good show. PdotSdot, if it wasnt for Monty Python, shows like that wouldn’t be around. Im sure you know where Monty Python originated. umad? It’s an amazing show you gotta watch it! It’s not really a sketch comedy show but more of a mess with people type comedy show like bush went to australia with a bunch of world...

Dec 27th

Dear Wallace,

The Chaser’s War On Everything is an Australian show. Your argument is invalid. Please direct yourself to the nearest exit

Dec 27th

Men At Work - Land Down Under

Dec 26th

13 notes

Dec 22nd

532 notes

Dec 22nd

This is me doin it right

Mattson: dont worry i already know
Mattson: *no
Me: wait you're correcting yourself by writing the wrong one?
Mattson: yes
Me: r u stupid
Mattson: *stoopid
Me: okay, go home
Mattson: *go

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

72 notes

pavementside

sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: michaelmattsonshouldmodelforme: u mad lagos? lagos change ur name to zembot and change ur pic to hers how about no. Besides, zembot is already in use. u let me down now leave

Dec 19th

pavementside

michaelmattsonshouldmodelforme: u mad lagos? lagos change ur name to zembot and change ur pic to hers

Dec 19th

359 notes

“I just ate ice cream, now I have to poop.”

– Michael Mattson (via zembot) U STUPID? i said “I just ate ice cream, now I have to go BRUSH MY TEETH” smh -.-

Dec 17th

Anonymous asked: Rofloleabp

Dec 16th

SideWalksEdge: Got Michael to listen to a Rihanna... →

sidewalksedge: alongthewires: alongthewires: sidewalksedge: alongthewires: sidewalksedge: What….What…What have you done Dani!? Which song lol? What’s My Name ft. Drake. See I like the synths in the background but he was like “ummmmmm no” xD Actually, funny that Audra mentioned it but Only Girl (In the… Agreed Ms. Drea, now I have “What’s My Name” stuck in my head. If I start...

Dec 16th

Real Life - Send Me An Angel

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

18 notes

stainedramen asked: Thanks for the follow, competely random stranger.

Dec 13th

SideWalksEdge: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge:... →

mister-sandman: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: so many cinnamon ants crawling around on my floor…smh -.- really cinnamon ants are u really gonna be crawling around on my floor u got nothing better to do… mattson if you knew anything about ants you’d know that cinnamon repels… looks like i just discovered...

Dec 12th

SideWalksEdge: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge:... →

sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: so many cinnamon ants crawling around on my floor…smh -.- really cinnamon ants are u really gonna be crawling around on my floor u got nothing better to do… mattson if you knew anything about ants you’d know that cinnamon repels… looks like i just discovered a new species then! Oh! How exciting,...

Dec 12th

SideWalksEdge: keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge:... →

keyboardcatiscool: sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: so many cinnamon ants crawling around on my floor…smh -.- really cinnamon ants are u really gonna be crawling around on my floor u got nothing better to do… mattson if you knew anything about ants you’d know that cinnamon repels ants. u stupid bro? if u knew anything about cinnamon ants u’d know they are called cinnamon ants because...

Dec 12th

sidewalksedge: keyboardcatiscool: so many cinnamon ants crawling around on my floor…smh -.- really cinnamon ants are u really gonna be crawling around on my floor u got nothing better to do… mattson if you knew anything about ants you’d know that cinnamon repels ants. u stupid bro? if u knew anything about cinnamon ants u’d know they are called cinnamon ants because they are a...

Dec 12th

so many cinnamon ants crawling around on my floor…smh -.- really cinnamon ants are u really gonna be crawling around on my floor u got nothing better to do…

Dec 12th